Die Wache (1994-1999)

Translating literally to “The Watch,” this German cop show hit the airwaves in 1994. We’d love to be able to tell you what it was all about but the only description of it that we could find was written in German! There were a lot of characters with impressive titles like “Polizeioberkommissar” (“Police High Commissioner”) on the show, though. We’re not really swayed by impressive titles, but impressive titties always grab our attention! Beate Finckh, who played Polizeimeisterin Bianca Collani, had her skintacular debut in Desperado City. This brunette pixie boasted a perk-o-set guaranteed to take anyone’s mind off of the pain. We haven’t seen a pair that pert since porn star Stephanie Swift made the world a better place. Blonde Die Wach co-star Anja Freese also taunted us with her Teutonic turaluras in Luftpiraten - 113 Passagiere in Todesangst.