Czech-born porn queen Dasha first showed off her 36C-25-36 bod as a stripper in Hollywood before becoming a contract girl for Vivid in 1998. Since then she has had her ass cracked in Ass Crackin’ 1 (2004), been tied up in Dasha Bound (2004), gotten a face full of furburger in Where the Boys Aren’t 14-17, and, in a turn for the perverse, even appeared in a Madonna video. And in 2008 Dasha bared boobs, butt, and bald beaver in Blonde Beauties as she lounged in front of a stripper pole. Mr. Skin would sure like to be that stripper pole right about now.