Dana McBoobs Nude

Do you think Dana McBoobs is her real name? Do you even know if she has a name? The hairy palms at Skin Central can scrounge up absolutely nothing about this bountifully-busted star. Her place of birth and her acting education, if she's even had any, is completely unknown. She probably didn't need a fancy education to pull of the only onscreen work she's offered us. Dana only needed her hot, hot body — thanks, Mr. and Mrs. McBoobs for passing on the big titty genes — and willingness to show it all off. The brunette has only been in one movie, but according to Mr. Skin, it’s a good one. In the low-budget horror comedy Carnage for the Destroyer (2006), which follows a metal-head teenager who is so obsessed with mythology that he unintentionally resurrects Apollyon, the Greek god of destruction. You just might destroy your sheets after watching Dana's work in this flick. Dana plays a character named Tit-Fuck Trick, which certainly bodes well for the plot. She whips out her McBoobs, and my oh my, are those some enormous knockers! It's a miracle that Dana even manages to stand up straight while she plays with bazoombas for a man in a gorilla mask. He appreciates the show so much he pulls out his prosthetic wang and proceeds to cover her giant, soft, and natural jugs with a giant load of jism. Dana, you must make a comeback; that is, if you’ve gotten that cum off your hefty bags yet.