Charlize Theron: Every Nude Scene
Charlize Theron, South Africa’s queen beauty and film star, is a skintercontinental wonder. Her jetsetting jugs have traveled miles from her farmland to the big screen for the good of mankind. Sorry, Charlize, but you’re just way to hot to stay buttoned up. We get all kinds of peaks in 2 Days in the Valley, including a scene where a horny James Spader rips off her clothes, devouring her mounds and all. But don’t forget to worship Charlize in her lingerie before it all comes off, or you’ll be “off” before it’s too late. It’s a booby twofer in The Devil’s Advocate as Keanu is first making out with a topless Charlize, then looks away and turns back to see Connie Nielsen and her knockers. Schwing! There’s a spectacular shot of Ms. Theron’s bare ass as she lay on a bed in The Cider House Rules (2000), not to mention of a quickie nippleitty as she turns over for some lovin’. Her perky pups get some good screen time in Reindeer Games. In one scene Charlize takes off her bikini top for Gary Sinise, and Theron like Donkey Kong! Mr. Affleck gets in on the goods when she takes a ride on his big Ben and shines her headlights for everyone to see. That’s not even half the hootage Charlize shows off, and there’s still more of her Academy Award-winning arse to see, too, so skin on!