It's no Citizen Kane, but if you long for the days when Chuck Norris was more than just an Internet meme then Breaker! Breaker! (1977) is sure to scratch your old-school itch. Norris stars as J. D. Dawes, a gold ol' boy truck driver who somewhere along the way picked up some pretty mean karate moves. Held hostage by corrupt cops in a backwater town after being arrested on trumped-up charges, J.D. must high-kick his way to freedom...with a few punches thrown in for good measure. Mr. Skin would like to Breaker off a piece of co-star Terry O'Connor, who bares her left lobber in bed 48 minutes in.