Struggling actress Sam isn't just an actress—she's also a dog walker, and when truly necessary, a detective. At times, she has to be all three, and this is one of them. While she's working, a dog-napping incident goes down and she's tasked with saving a Maltese before a big audition, taking her on an expedition that involves Bai Ling as a lingerie-clad dominatrix, a bunch of goths, and a doctor. We won't tell you if she saves the puppy, but we will tell you this much: Sasha Snow and Angela Landis both find the time to strip down to their underwear, too. You'll be boning yourself in no time!