Big Diet

Hi. Have you met Jenny Elvers? No? Well, I think you should put down the phone, tell the boss you’ll be out for a few minutes and settle in, because Pamela AndersonWISHES she had the physique of this German beauty. She hosts this show, Big Diet, the object of which could be anything for all I know, I have no idea, all I know is that Jenny Elvers is in the thing. Have you looked at her norks yet? Good god, if you can find bazookas like these on any other woman, buy her! Steal her! Marry her! Whatever it takes, just get her off the market and lock her in a hole in the ground. Elvers debuted on the big screen in 1995’s The Elephant Never Forgets but it was audiences who won’t forget the sight of her underpants being ripped from her body while those cantaloupes swing free…