20th Annual Nude Anatomy Awards!

Breast Picture
Fifty Shades Freed

There hasn't been a better mainstream film series this decade for nudity than this skin-filled trilogy, which closed out in 2018 with this year's Breast Picture winner Fifty Shades Freed! Dakota Johnson continued her streaking streak with a whopping eight nude scenes in this final film of the series, spending roughly 11 of the film's 120 minutes in some state of undress! Highlights include her two minute trip into the Red Room of Pain at the 44 minute mark, and her handcuffed sex scene just 8 minutes in!

Best TV Show
Altered Carbon

Released over a year ago, Netflix's sci-fi series Altered Carbon instantly became the gold standard for boob tube nudes in 2018, and by year's end, nothing could topple it! The show introduced us to two Anatomy Award worthy beauties in Martha Higareda and Dichen Lachman, either of whom could've taken Best Full Frontal in a less competitive year! With 22 nude scenes spread across the first season, nothing could hold a candle to this sci-fi stunner! Altered Carbon will alter the pleat of your pants!

Nude Debut
Lucy Hale in Dude

Hype is such a difficult thing to live up to, but Pretty Little Liars star Lucy Hale's topless debut more than lived up to the hype! The brunette beauty shucked her shirt in the Netflix original flick Dude, letting a lucky dude go down on her while we got to delight in the sight of her sensational suck sacks! Lucy's nude debut will make you Hale and hearty, no doubt!

Best Nudecomer
Birgundi Baker in The Chi

The debut season of Showtime's The Chi gave us plenty of nudecomers with its frank and explicit sexual content set on Chicago's South Side! Birgundi Baker set the tone with her boob and butt baring sex scene in the Pilot episode, showing off a perfect pair and a plump rump! There's no doubt that Ms. Baker will leave you with Birgundi palms!

Best Full Frontal
India Eisley in Look Away

Despite the title of the film, you shouldn't Look Away from former child star India Eisley's nude debut in this chilling thriller! India has gone from playing little sister to Shailene Woodley on The Secret Life of the American Teenager, to taking a page out of big sis's book by baring fantastic full frontal in Look Away! India is definitely easy on the Eisleys!

Best Butt
Miley Cyrus in Nothing Breaks Like a Heart

Was there any doubt Miley Cyrus has one of the best backsides in the business? If there was, Miley erased it with her butt baring antics in the video for her new song "Nothing Breaks Like a Heart." The former Disney star gave us a great look at her bethonged booty that topped every other bottom we laid eyes on this year!

Best Breasts
Paulina Gaitán in Diablo Guardián

26 year old Mexican stunner Paulina Gaitan made quite a skinpression on us with her countless nude scenes on the Amazon Original Series Diablo Guardian! For further proof she's got one of the best pairs in the business, check out her stunning shower scene in the debut episode! And don't forget to catch her sweaty pups in bed with some old coot in episode 7! Just tell 'em El Diablo made you do it!

Best Lesbian Scene
Michelle Badillo, Mishel Prada in Vida

Starz may no longer have the depth of original programming they once did, but they hit a home run with Vida! The show follows to Mexican-American sisters trying to make their way in Los Angeles, and older sis Mishel Prada has one of the best lesbian scenes of all time in episode 3! A bottomless Mishel hooks up with Michelle Badillo in the opening minutes of the episode, sitting on her face and making men everywhere live la Vida stroke-a!

Best Foreign Film
Godard Mon Amour

Foreign films have always been a great source of skin, thanks to the more progressive attitudes toward sexuality in other parts of the world. This year's controversial biopic of famous French New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard, Godard Mon Amour, gave us some jaw dropping nude scenes from Nymphomaniac's Stacy Martin! Stacy plays Anne Wiazemsky, Godard's underage lover in real life, showing off some fantastic full frontal while brushing her teeth! Stacy's frontal will make you Jean-Luc Grow-Hard!

Best Money Shot
Aya Wolf in MIA

The short film MIA blurs the line between documentary and fiction, but there's no denying this real deal money shot ranks among the best things we saw last year! Aya Wolf goes for broke here as Mia, baring every inch of her bare bod while masturbating, blowing her boy toy, and finally receiving the money shot of 2018 on her face in the film's closing moments! Nothing in the world beats a happy ending!

Best Accidental Nudity
Omarosa Manigault in Celebrity Big Brother

Omarosa made a big splash when she dished on her time in the Trump administration during her stint on Celebrity Big Brother, but one moment in particular really caught our attention! During the show's 24 hour live feed, Omarosa was enjoying some time in the breakfast nook when her robe got caught on the stool, exposing her bare right breast! One look at Omarosa's bare breast will Make America 'Bate Again!

Best Star That's Shorn
Lady Gaga in A Star is Born

It's difficult to call A Star is Born the star-making turn in Lady Gaga's career, as she was a megastar long before the film was made. However, Gaga was a Star That's Shorn, as proven by her bare beav in the bathtub an hour and twenty seven minutes into this awards favorite! Sure to be a pause button moment for the ages, her Ladyship's fully shaved frontal will make you Gaga!

Best Puppet Job
Ginger Gonzaga in Kidding

The twisted Showtime series Kidding found Jim Carrey playing a Mr. Rogers-esque children's television show who has a rather interesting sex life off screen. In episode seven, Jim gets a handy from a topless Ginger Gonzaga, but in the series finale, we get to see the scene from a different angle, and from Jim's point of view! That's when Ginger disappears and is replaced by one of the puppets from his show jerking him off in bed! It's hard to argue this wasn't the best puppet job of 2018!

Best Butt Munch
Alia Shawkat, Laia Costa in Duck Butter

Duck Butter may have a title that screams, "Don't watch this movie" but you'll be missing out on some of the hottest lesbian action of 2018! 36 minutes in, Arrested Development star Alia Shawkat buries her face in Laia Costa's ass for some good old fashioned butt munching! We normally don't like brown nosers, but in this case, we'll make an exception!

Best Rear Burger
Rosamund Pike in A Private War

Rosamund Pike earned serious awards buzz for her portrayal of murdered war reporter Marie Colvin, but we're more interested in her first ever fully nude scene 70 minutes into A Private War! The Oscar nominee serves up some major backburger when stripping fully nude to get in the tub with Stanley Tucci! No privacy patches here as just about everything between Rosamund's legs is on display in this amazing scene!

Best Iceberg Boobs
Maura Tierney in The Affair

Former NewsRadio star Maura Tierney has been the unsung MVP of Showtime's The Affair, and this year she gave us one of the series' best nude scenes to date! In episode seven of season four, Maura takes to a sensory deprivation tank and shows off some sensational iceberg boobs when her perfect peaks peek out from under the water! Icebergs, right ahead, and left ahead!

Best Gooper Scooper
Josephine Decker in Room 104

The Duplass Brothers' HBO anthology series Room 104 hasn't been big on nudity in its first two seasons, but in the seventh episode of season two, Josephine Decker came through with the show's best nude scene ever! As a woman desperate to conceive, she makes the best of a bad situation—her man cumming on her instead of in her—and attempts to salvage the spunk by scooping his goop back inside her! Waste not, want not!

Best Doggystyle Sex
Riki Lindhome in Under the Silver Lake

Riki Lindhome is one of our favorite funny ladies because of her proclivity for doffing her duds on film! The ethereal blonde beauty did it once again in this year's Under the Silver Lake, baring boobs and buns while getting some doggystyle loving from former Spider-Man Andrew Garfield! If you're looking for the best doggystyle scene of the year, Riki will bend over and show you!

Best Half-Assed
Cardi B in Money

If you can't see a whole ass, it's always best to settle for half an ass! This year's best half-assed award goes to Cardi B, who sat nude at a piano in her video for "Money." Showing off the top half of her ass is better than showing none at all, and with a backside this beautiful, we're certainly hoping for a full moon sometime soon!

Best Cameltoe
Kim Kardashian West in Keeping Up with the Kardashians

In the age of yoga pants, cameltoe is an almost certainty in our daily lives. Even a huge star like Kim Kardashian isn't immune to showing some toe now and again, which is just what she did on the most recent season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians! While helping mom Kris Jenner with a makeover, Kim shows off some world class cameltoe in her skin tight powder blue pants!

Best Rearleader
Lauryn Morse in A Futile and Stupid Gesture

The hilarious Netflix original film A Futile and Stupid Gesture followed the rise and fall of The National Lampoon, and they recreated one of the magazine's most famous covers in spectacular fashion! While shooting the cover of the 1964 High School Yearbook Parody, Lauryn Morse played the bare-assed cheerleader in the center, joining that great club of on-screen Rearleaders!

Best Nude at 60
Andie MacDowell in Love After Love

Andie MacDowell's triumphant return to nudity after a 25 year hiatus was not only one of the best nude scenes of 2018, but no doubt the best by a woman in her 60s! The gorgeous brunette embraces her MILF status, no doubt thanks in part to real-life daughter Margaret Qualley's recent forays into nudity!

Best Swapping Spit
Rachel Weisz, Rachel McAdams in Disobedience

The hottest A-list lesbian love scene of 2018 came in the Orthodox Jewish drama Disobedience! An hour and five minutes in, the Rachels can't contain their feelings anymore and have an achingly intimate—if not really Skintimate—sex scene! It all culminates when Rachel Weisz hocks a loogie in Rachel McAdams mouth as they literally swap spit!

Best Nip Slip
Britney Spears in Do Something (Live at The Theater at MGM National Harbor)

Recorded live at the MGM National Harbor, Britney Spears had a television extravaganza on her hands that took a turn for the Skinsational! During the performance of the song "Do Something," Brit hit the stage in a bra and panties, her left nip popping out as she was lifted by one of her dancers! Oops... Britney did it again!

Best Basic Cable Nudity
Kelly Reilly in Yellowstone

The Paramount Network, launched in 2018, had a Skinstant classic on their hands with the new Kevin Costner series Yellowstone! After going topless in the debut episode, doe eyed Brit beauty Kelly Reilly took a drunken, naked, outdoor bath in episode 3, flaunting her fantastic ass and showing plenty of bathtub boobs! We almost can't believe this channel is on the same level as Nickelodeon!

Best Toe Sucking
Judy Greer in Kidding

After a thirteen year nudity hiatus, Judy Greer went topless in the second episode of Showtime's Kidding. But moments after she went topless, we got a look at her left foot being sucked on by Justin Kirk! Short of fetish films, we're not sure there was a better celebrity toe suck this year!

Best Russian Undressing
Jennifer Lawrence in Red Sparrow

Though she's flirted with nudity in the past—not to mention that whole Fappening incident—Jennifer Lawrence went whole hog in this past year's flick Red Sparrow. As a Russian operative using sex as a weapon, J Law strips down in front of her class at Charlotte Rampling's direction to sexually humiliate a fellow classmate. Russian dressing sure is great, but Russian undressing is even better!

Best Braille Nips
Gemma Massot in The Looming Tower

If you love your areolas large and bumpy, meet your new crush: Gemma Massot! In the first season of Hulu's The Looming Tower, Gemma goes topless in bed while arguing with a guy, showing off her perfectly dotted areolas that look like they could use a good reading in Braille! Nipples so awesome, even a blind man can appreciate them!

Best Half-On Thong
Jessica Norris in Outlawed

No article of clothing covers less than a thong, so imagine how futile it becomes when half off. An hour and nine minutes into the action flick Outlawed, Jessica Norris shows off her amazing ass as her man takes down her thong! Now, the question remains, is the thong half-on or half-off?

Best French (Fry) Kiss
Natalie Joy Johnson in High Maintenance

The French kiss gets an upgrade thanks to Natalie Joy Johnson's knockout nude debut on HBO's High Maintenance. In addition to a graphic devil's threeway with a pair of dudes who turn out to be brothers, Natalie and the boys order room service! This leads her and one of the guys to Lady and the Tramp their way through a french fry, thus birthing the French (fry) Kiss! Ooo la la!

Best Butt Pillow
Melanie Loren in Brockmire

Hank Azaria opened the second season of his underrated comedy Brockmire with a monologue about how America is no longer a boob country, it's now an ass nation! He delivers this monologue while using Melanie Loren's ample backside as a pillow! Too bad they don't sell those at Bed, Bath, & Beyond!

Best 40 Whackers
Kristen Stewart, Chloë Sevigny in Lizzie

According to the old nursery rhyme, "Lizzie Borden took an axe, and gave her mother forty whacks." Well, last year's Lizzie starring Chloe Sevigny and Kristen Stewart took this whole forty whacks thing a step further, going fully nude to murder the Bordens! Once you see what Chloe and Kristen have done, you'll give yourself forty-one!

Best Merkin
Kathryn Hahn in Private Life

Comedy star Kathryn Hahn earned major awards buzz for her performance in Private Life, but we liked her fake Privates slightly more! Though we were disappointed to learn this was a merkin, you can't deny it fooled us at first! Plus her ass is also given a supporting role in this scene, so there's no use complaining! Kathryn is merkin us crazy!

Best Underboob
Ariel Winter in The Last Movie Star

Juggy beauty Ariel Winter has yet to get nude on film, but she showed off lots of her left boob in last year's Burt Reynolds swan song The Last Movie Star! A bethonged Ariel bends down in a loose fitting shirt, showing off major underboob and making us crave her nude debut even more! We really hope that Winter('s nude debut) is Coming!

Best Monster/Human Sex
Sally Hawkins in The Shape of Water

When it comes to monster/human sex, you couldn't do much better than last year's Oscar Best Picture winner The Shape of Water! Sally Hawkins knocked us out with her multiple nude scenes in the film, none more sweet and strangely tender than her fully nude flooded bathroom swim with the film's creature. Guillermo Del Toro's point may have been that humans can be the biggest monsters, but we're going literal with this one!

Best Nude With Post-it Notes
Michele Weaver in Love Is___

While there was no nudity in the OWN original series Love Is____, we did get a terrific nude scene where Post-Its are cleverly used to disguise anything that might get them slapped with a TV-MA rating! Michele Weaver relies on the Post-Its and the ceiling fan to Austin Powers her way out of showing anything, and it pays off handsomely! To us, Love Is a Well Placed Post-It note!

Period Piece Nudity
Eleanor Tomlinson in Colette

It's tough to steal the spotlight from Keira Knightley, especially in a period piece, but Eleanor Tomlinson's terrific ta-tas did just that in Colette! 56 minutes into this lesbian love story, Keira undresses Eleanor, exposing her breasts on film for the very first time before sharing a passionate kiss! For cinephiles, there's nothing quite like a period piece of ass!

Best Hide and Peaks
Gina Gershon in Blockers

Last spring's better than expected comedy Blockers not only gave us more laughs than we expected, it also gave us Gina Gershon's first nude scene since Killer Joe back in 2011! We get to play Hide and Peaks with Gina an hour and six minutes in as she shows off her beautiful breasts and gives John Cena quite a shock!

Best Woman on Top (and Bottom)
Uma Thurman in The Con is On

Uma Thurman was back in business in 2018, going topless for a threesome in The Con is On! We get a quick peek at Uma's left breast as Maggie Q emerges from having gone down on her! When Uma turns over, a dude emerges, making every single man in the audience furious he didn't become an actor! It was great to see Uma again, even if she wasn't on top, we love seeing her on bottom!

Best Skingoria
Dominique Swain in Nazi Overlord

Ever since she first tantalized and teased us way back in Adrian Lyne's Lolita remake, Dominique Swain has remained a dream girl for many guys! Nobody thought she'd turn up topless in an Asylum ripoff of a major studio horror flick, but her work in Nazi Overlord gave us plenty of boobs and buns from Dominique! Even better for horror hounds, she also ended up covered in blood, earning our coveted Skingoria prize!

Tinkle Belle
Rosemarie Mosbæk in Doggystyle

While it was considered for its namesake category, Doggystyle wasn't actually all that interested in the sexual position. Thankfully it was interested in some waterworks, courtesy of Rosemarie Mosbæk, who provided a urine sample for a drug test in episode 6. This Danish girl is so cute, we couldn't resist giving her a cute moniker like Tinkle Belle!

Best Downblouse
Cobie Smulders in Alright Now

Cobie Smulders finally gave us a little peek at a side of her we'll never see in the Marvel Cinematic Universe! The brunette babe starred in the indie comedy Alright Now last summer and gave us a great downblouse look at her right breast as she moved across a bed to answer a phone! We couldn't be happier she forgot to wear a bra!

Lifetime Skinchievement
Nicole Kidman

The winner of this year’s Lifetime Skinchievement award is the ravishing redhead from the land down under, Nicole Kidman. With over a dozen and a half nude roles spread over thirty plus years in the industry, she's what we like to call an over-skin-chiever!