9th Annual Anatomy Awards

A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 2007

Welcome to Mr Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year. Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked! So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here! Push the envelope, please...

Best Underwear: Jessica Biel in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Best Breasts: Keeley Hazell in Cashback

Best TV Show: Tell Me You Love Me

Best Unrated Scene: Heather Graham in Adrift in Manhattan: Unrated Version

Best Cartoon Poon: Angelina Jolie in Beowulf

Best Movie Short Nude Scene: Natalie Portman in Hotel Chevalier

Best Half-Bush: Kelli Garner in Havoc 2: Normal Adolescent Behavior

Best Lesbo Scene: Katherine Moennig , Kristanna Loken in The L Word

Best Grown Up (and out) Child Star: Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan

Best Crack-slip: Karina Smirnoff in Dancing with the Stars

Best Thong: Cameron Richardson in Rise: Blood Hunter

Best Nude Scene: Marisa Tomei in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Best Nude Debut: Olivia Wilde in Alpha Dog

Most Niptastick Nip: Milla Jovovich in .45

Best Three-Way: Oksana Borbat , Xeniya Fesenko , Calita Rainford in Return to House on Haunted Hill: Unrated

Best Butt: Gabrielle Richens in Hack!

Best Bondage Scene: Holly Hunter in Saving Grace

NUDE-Comer: Erica Campbell

Best Stunt Bush: Malin Akerman in The Heartbreak Kid

Funniest Nude Scene: Madeline Zima in Californication

Fluffiest Full-Frontal: Julianne Nicholson in Flannel Pajamas

Best Major Leaguers (enhanced): Jessica Canseco in Gettin' It

Best Foreign Film: Klimt

Lifetime Skin-chievment Award: Rosanna Arquette

Breast Picture (Best Movie For Nudity): Good Luck Chuck

Academy Award Nominees Nude

Best Actress Nominees

Best Supporting Actress Nominees