2nd Annual Anatomy Awards

A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 2000

Welcome to Mr Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year.

Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked!

So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!

Push the envelope, please...

Best Breasts B Cup: Amy Smart in Road Trip

Best Breasts C Cup: Katie Holmes in The Gift

Best Breasts D Cup: Jennifer Connelly in Waking the Dead

Best Debut Nude Scene: Amanda Peet in The Whole Nine Yards

Best Lesbo Scene: Michelle Williams and Chloe Sevigny in If These Walls Could Talk 2

All Deliveries in Rear: (Best butt shot) Peta Wilson in Mercy

Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree Award: (2nd generation nudity) Kate Hudson in Almost Famous

George W. Bush Award: (best bush shot) Kate Winslet in Holy Smoke

Best Full Frontal By a TV Star: Alex Kingston in Essex Boys

Kathy Bates Award: (Actress that should have left her clothes on) Ella Mitchell in Big Momma's House

Best Over 50 Nude Scene: Barbra Hershey in Drowning on Dry Land

Best Striptease: Shannon Elizabeth in Dish Dogs

Best Nudity By A Dead Chick: Catherine Sutherland in The Cell

Best Skinny Dip: Charlize Theron in Reindeer Games

Breast Picture: (Best movie for nudity) 8 ½ Women

Best TV SHow for Nudity: Sex and the City

Wildest Sex Scene: Menage–a–trois scene in American Psycho

Best Nudity by a Foreign Babe: Laetitia Casta in La Bicyclette Bleue

Lifetime Skin-chievment Award: Sharon Stone

Academy Award Nominees Nude

Best Actress Nominees

Best Supporting Actress Nominees