1st Annual Anatomy Awards

A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 1999

Welcome to Mr Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year.

Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked!

So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!

Push the envelope, please...

Best Skin Flick (movie) American Pie

Best Skin Flick (DVD): Jaded

Best Made-for-Cable Movie: Introducing Dorothy Dandridge

Best Breasts (real): Diane Lane in A Walk on the Moon

Best Breasts (phony): Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie

Best Buns: Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut

Nice Beaver: Elizabeth Perkins in I'm Losing You

Best Nude Scene by a Chick with a Famous Dad: Alison Eastwood in Friends and Lovers

Hottest Star: Angelina Jolie in Pushing Tin

Best Bikini: Ali Larter in Varsity Blues

Best Lesbo Kiss Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair in Cruel Intentions

Biggest Natural Funbags: Aida Turturro in Illuminata

Best Debut Nude Scene: Tara Reid in Body Shots

Best Nudity in a Chick Flick: Illuminata

Best Over 40 Nude Scene: Rene Russo in The Thomas Crown Affair

Best Over 50 Nude Scene Patti LuPone in Summer of Sam

Hottest Teacher who Also Works at a Strip Joint: Tonie Perensky in Varsity Blues

Best Nudity in a PG Movie: Sharon Stone in The Muse

Hottest Foreign Babe: Kate Winslet in Hideous Kinky

Best Dickumentary: The Mating Habits of Earthbound Humans

Best Wet T-shirt: Keri Russell in Eight Days a Week

Mr Skin's Pick to Click Hall of Fame: Phoebe Cates in Paradise '81

Academy Award Nominees Nude

Best Actress Nominees

Best Supporting Actress Nominees