A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 1999
Welcome to Mr Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year.
Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked!
So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!
Push the envelope, please...
Best Skin Flick (movie) American Pie
Best Skin Flick (DVD): Jaded
Best Made-for-Cable Movie: Introducing Dorothy Dandridge
Best Breasts (real): Diane Lane in A Walk on the Moon
Best Breasts (phony): Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie
Best Buns: Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut
Nice Beaver: Elizabeth Perkins in I'm Losing You
Best Nude Scene by a Chick with a Famous Dad: Alison Eastwood in Friends and Lovers
Hottest Star: Angelina Jolie in Pushing Tin
Best Bikini: Ali Larter in Varsity Blues
Best Lesbo Kiss Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair in Cruel Intentions
Biggest Natural Funbags: Aida Turturro in Illuminata
Best Debut Nude Scene: Tara Reid in Body Shots
Best Nudity in a Chick Flick: Illuminata
Best Over 40 Nude Scene: Rene Russo in The Thomas Crown Affair
Best Over 50 Nude Scene Patti LuPone in Summer of Sam
Hottest Teacher who Also Works at a Strip Joint: Tonie Perensky in Varsity Blues
Best Nudity in a PG Movie: Sharon Stone in The Muse
Hottest Foreign Babe: Kate Winslet in Hideous Kinky
Best Dickumentary: The Mating Habits of Earthbound Humans
Best Wet T-shirt: Keri Russell in Eight Days a Week
Mr Skin's Pick to Click Hall of Fame: Phoebe Cates in Paradise '81
Academy Award Nominees Nude