50,000 B.C. (Before Clothing) (1963)

In 50,000 B.C.(1963), a comedian who typically plays gigs at burlesque clubs stumbles into a time machine and gets sent into the distant past. A band of cavemen capture him and are about to sentence him to death until the queen saves him from extinction. Now that he’s getting a second chance at life, he tries to make a pass at some of the other women walking around this prehistoric tribe, and soon enough finds himself in trouble again. Luckily, his comedic skills help him get through this ordeal, and before long, he’s their new king. Just as things are looking up for him, he falls back into the time machine, gets back to his own time, and wishes he could go back.

Gigi Darlene plays Zelda, the busty topless cave girl and object of our time traveler’s affection. This blonde beauty shows her bazooms as well as her behind throughout the film, making nearly all viewers wish they had access to that time machine.