Non-nude this week on DVD, we've got Gwyneth Paltrow and Leighton Meester as honky-tonk teases in Country Strong, and Emma Watson's curvy hollows CGI cock-blocked by animated mist in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1. But it's not a totally nudity-free week, thanks to the Francophone funbags of hot mom Alexandra Lamy in the flying-baby fantasy Ricky.
Drama from the past threatens to derail a country singer’s comeback tour in Country Strong (2010).Garret Hedlund plays Beau, an up-and-coming country singer who is paired with alcoholic songbird Kelly Canter (Gwyneth Paltrow) for a massive comeback tour. Joining them on the road is teen sensation Chiles Stanton (Leighton Meester), whose youth and ambition threaten Kelly’s fragile ego. Gwyneth and Leghton keep their country cooches covered in this musical drama, but they both bring the sexy in revealing clothes. We get a glimpse of Gwinnie’s honky-tonk thighs when her tight white outfit rides up to her hips, and Leighton strips to her bra and panties when she and Garret have a flirtatious “swimsuit contest.” Country Strong will give you wood in low places!
The Harry Potter franchise comes to a close (well, halfway) in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 (2010). The evil Lord Voldemort’s (Ralph Fiennes) power over the wizarding world is growing stronger, and magical mates Harry (Daniel Radcliffe), Ron (Rupert Grint), and Hermione (Emma Watson) are in a race to find his secret to immortality and destroy it. Emma sure has grown up (and out) since the beginning of the series, transforming from a mousy kid into an alluring adult. Her curvy hollows make an appearance in a misty appartition where she and Daniel Radcliffe get CGI naked and real-life make out. If only there was a spell to open Emma’s chamber of secrets!
A burnt-out factory worker gives birth to a very unusual child in Ricky (2009). Single mother Katie (Alexandra Lamy) is already at the end of her rope when she has an affair with handsome coworker Paco (Sergi Lopez); her troubles are only compounded when she finds out she is pregnant with his baby. When the baby, Ricky, is born, unusual things start happening; his back is covered in unexplained bruises, and his parents find him perched atop cabinets that no baby could possibly reach on his own. Katie blames Paco for the mysterious events, and in all the domestic turmoil, no one even notices when Ricky sprouts wings and flies away. Appropriately for a movie about a baby, Ricky is fixed on Alexandra Lamy’s breasts- breasts in a bra, breasts in a towel, bare breasts after sex, breasts in a wet white t-shirt. It’ll give you a raging mother complex!
