WEEDS: Every Nude Scene
The war on drugs didn’t work in Weeds, and neither did the war on nudity. And thank God, because there are some baked and beautiful boobs, stoned, toned tushes and organically-grown bushes that should never be banned from anywhere. Start by legalizing the goods on Mary-Louise Parker, since she’s the show main character, which means there’s a fully supply of what she’s packing. Take this first scene, when her man rips her pants down and gives her ass a little belt-lashing before bangin’ her from behind, making those boobs bounce. First time’s free, but get me some more of DAT! “Coming” right up. Mary-Louise offers more of her rack while taking another hit from the dong, this time from her “high”-er up boss. And how about when she has her bro-in-law suck on her right tit, engorged because of her recent pregnancy. Jeez Louise! Next up is Elizabeth Perkins, who will keep you a-jerkin’. Don’t worry about her scarred boobs, they’re prosthetic. It’s the untrimmed bush that’s pure in all its glory as she gives us some full-frontal in the mirror. Porn n’ pot go hand-in-hand, so a handful of skinflick skinster Jessica Jaymes is ironically appropriate. She displays her full-frontal goodies along with fellow fucker Kristen Price on their way to eat some food. Um, yum. Then Jessica’s hands us her ass and then some on a porn shoot scene. Despite the happy ending, the Weeds deeds aren’t finished. The skin keeps burnin’, so grab a pinch of some more T&A!