Called "a hate-watch classic," Vanderpump Rules (2013- ) stars the one and only Lisa Vanderpump, star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the owner of the swanky restaurant SUR, which stands for Sexy Unique Restaurant. Moving on. This reality show follows around the staff of SUR for the most part, ruled by the stern British Vanderpump. They're all incredibly hot and incredibly dramatic, making for juicy reality TV if that's your bag. And why shouldn't it be? Not only do we get to see Lala Kent wear a thong bikini bottom and heart pasties over her nipples, but we also see Faith Stowers in a sparkly bikini as well. Plus there are a lot of girl-on-girl fights and makeouts. It might be mindless TV, but your other head will be pretty engaged.