Ass Wednesday: The Top 10 Hottest Bare Ass Scenes from Catholic Celebrities

Catholic Celebrities Gone Wild!

As Billy Joel once said, "Catholic girls start much too late," but we think it's better late than never when a good Catholic girl goes nude on screen! This year, as Catholics everywhere prepare for 40 days and 40 nights of denying themselves their greatest pleasures in life, we thought we'd put a sacrelicious spin on the start of Lent by celebrating our new favorite holiday, Ass Wednesday! Whether they've lapsed or are still practicing, these ten celebrities have all identified as Catholic at some point in their life and they've also shown their amazing asses on screen! We think this could be the start of a great nude trend in the world of religion and are happy to celebrate Ass Wednesday alongside you!

#10: Anne Hathaway in Love and Other Drugs

Mr. Skin's Take

Anne Hathaway might be the ultimate good girl gone bad, going from Disney princess to sinful seductress! Following their unforgettable car sex scene in Brokeback Mountain, Anne's second on-screen hookup with co-star Jake Gyllenhaal in 2010's Love and Other Drugs features a look at Anne's addictive ass! Careful you don't get hooked!

#9: Saoirse Ronan in Ammonite

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Another former child star, Irish beauty Saoirse Ronan was well over a decade into her career before first doffing her duds on film. She couldn't have picked a better situation or a better co-star for the momentous occasion, sitting on the face of Mr. Skin Hall of Famer Kate Winslet in 2020's lesbian love story Ammonite. Your hand will be Ronan down below your waistband when you get a load of Saoirse's succulent seat as she climbs on Kate's face!

#8: Lara Flynn Boyle in Threesome

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Lara Flynn Boyle went from virginal innocent on Twin Peaks to curious college student in 1994's Threesome! Before climbing into bed with co-stars Josh Charles and Stephen Baldwin, Lara loses her clothes to go skinny dipping, showing off her cute little caboose in the process! Your hand will be having a Threesome of its own, if you catch our drift!

#7: Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers

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Our second former Disney star turned object of desire is Vanessa Hudgens, who shed her High School Musical image with 2013's Spring Breakers. As a literal girl gone wild on Spring Break, Vanessa ditches her bikini bottoms to get busy with co-stars Ashley Benson and James Franco in the pool, showing off her hellaciously hot heinie! You'll be Spring Breaking out the lotion and the tissues!

#6: Amber Heard in London Fields

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Amber Heard's wild child reputation precedes her these days, with 2024 marking the 20th anniversary of her nude debut in Friday Night Lights! However, her incredible bare ass reveal in 2018's London Fields gives us our best look ever at Amber's beautiful backside! With an ass that nice, who wouldn't want to cop a London FEEL?

#5: Jessica Alba in The Killer Inside Me

Mr. Skin's Take

Jessica Alba has spent her entire career dodging nudity, enlisting body doubles and even CGI over the years to avoid showing her actual naked body on screen! However, she made an exception for 2010's serial killer drama The Killer Inside Me, where co-star Casey Affleck pulls her pants down to give her actual ass a spanking! Hey Jessica, that's one hell of an Al-butt!

#4: Salma Hayek in Some Kind of Beautiful

Mr. Skin's Take

Mexican mamacita Salma Hayek's breasts have rightly been the center of attention for most of her career, but we shouldn't overlook her bountiful booty! 2014's Some Kind of Beautiful found a nearly 50-year old Salma stripping down in what she thinks is an empty villa, before trying in vain to hide her hindquarters! We couldn't be happier that she fails miserably in that endeavor!

#3: Lady Gaga in American Horror Story

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It's never easy to make the transition from musician to actress, but Lady Gaga's journey to Oscar nominated actress began on the fifth season of the hit FX series American Horror Story! Here, Lady Gaga pulls a Lady Godiva, showing off an ass that we've been going Gaga for ever since! It may not be Lady like, but that only makes us love it even more!

#2: Cardi B in Money

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We always knew that rapper Cardi B was blessed with an incredible ass, but even we weren't ready for her to reveal it! In the video for the title track off her 2018 album Money, Cardi gave us a look at her moneymaker while sitting at the piano in this BET Hip Hop, MTV Video Music Award, and Anatomy Award winning video! The B in Cardi B must stand for Booty!

#1: Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut

Mr. Skin's Take

Legendary director Stanley Kubrick knew that there was no better way to prepare the audience for his final film, 1999's Eyes Wide Shut, than having Nicole Kidman drop her dress and show off one of the best asses in showbusiness! It sets the tone in a way almost nothing else could have equaled, and it gave us the opportunity to drink in the sight of Nicole's delicious derriere! Not only will you want to keep your Eyes Wide Open, you're likely going to want to get your Zipper Wide Open as well!