The only world cup that really mattered this year is Mr. Skin's World Cups. Now that the voting is over, let's go over the skintillating results. Things got really skintense this year with several close calls, upsets, and victories.
In round one we saw the US team winning in a landslide over Colombia (adios, you shapely Colombianas!) and England totally dominated China. France similarly defeated Argentina, so things were not looking good for our South American sirens.
There was a shocking close call between Italy and Ukraine with Italy ultimately winning. The other winners included Canada over Brazil (an early upset for fans of the Brazilian bikini wax!), Sweden over Germany, Australia over Spain and Mexico over Japan. Our Asian honeys sadly left the game early and the game was already getting very us very excited.
The Quarterfinals continued to demonstrate US domination when the US team beat Sweden while Australia led the charge over Italy. Caio, you beautiful bellas from the boot-shaped cuntry.
England won over Mexico which was the final upset to lovely Latinas, but the real close-call was Canada winning 50.8% over France's 49.2%. It was so close, but ultimately we had to say au revoir to the French foxes.
Then came the semifinals! There weren't any close calls in this round. The USA won 81.9% over Canada's 18.1% which left their northern neighbors behind. Then England won 61% over Australia's 39% which meant we had to say buh-bye to the dames down under!
And finally: the exciting finale. America has a history of dominating over Britain and the World Cups were no exception. The US team was victorious, leading the charge in the World Cups and taking home the title of the sexiest Cups in the world. Click here to see who played for Team USA and to see more of the bare naked Cups they brought into the game!