Running and rustling from 2016 to 2020, The Ranch was a Netflix original series co-produced by That's 70s Show alums Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson. Unsurprisingly, it starred both of them, and featured appearances by That 70s Show actors Wilmer Valderrama, Kurtwood Smith, Debra Jo Rupp, as well as Ashton's Two and a Half Men buddies Conchata Ferrell and Jon Cryer, and even his Punk'd partner in crime Dax Shepard. This time around, Ashton and Danny play two brothers: Colt Reagan Bennett (Ashton Kutcher) and Jameson "Rooster" Ford Bennett (Danny Masterson). Colt was a benchwarmer at Florida State University, who spent over a decade chasing his pro football dream at every low-level pro league that'd give him a roster spot. Other than a brief time on the Buffalo Bills practice squad, it never quite panned out, which leads him to return home and help run the ranch. Rooster isn't all that happy that he had to run the ranch while his brother chased a pipe dream, so there's all sorts of tension between the two, which their dad Beau (Sam Elliott) does his best to ease. Their mom, Maggie (Debra Winger), runs a local bar and lives in a trailer behind it while she figures out her marriage with Beau, while Colt spends some time with a busty blonde named Heather (played by Kelli Goss) who strips down to her underwear when she's hooking up with Ashton at the family ranch. Considering Elisha Cuthbert plays his high school sweetheart, apparently even bad quarterbacks get girls with awesome racks! This one ran into some issues when Danny Masterson was accused of some serious legal stuff, and his character had to be killed off via a motorcycle accident. But for years viewers had to tell the laundromat their pants were stained with ranch dressing thanks to all the hotties the show had undressing. Kelli Goss will really make you sauce when she lies back in a black bra and opens her legs for Ashton. We S-Punk'd! Everyone's crush from the early 2000's, Elisha Cuthbert proved her body remains a cut above the rest when we saw her in a bra getting dressed after letting Colt unload his pistol inside her. But it's the chesty Chasty Ballesteros stripping down to a red, white and blue bikini that really had us wrenching our rod to The Ranch. Ignore the dudes on this dude ranch, and stick around for the sexy women, instead!
