The Quiet Don (1991)

Clumsy panty designer by day, ruthless gang leader by night, this is the Jekyll and Hyde tale of Shizuya.  Shizuya dashes around in 80s flair -- think Japanese Don Johnson from Miami Vice -- bringing his fist down on all those who oppose him!  It’s hilarious. It’s action filled. It’s got some pretty sweet Asian T&A.  

... We’re sorry, but after writing that first line we’re still puzzled by what makes one a “clumsy panty designer?” Does he make too many openings? Does he produce granny panties that tie above the head? 

* Cue Benny Hill music as he chases bottomless beauties around his studio trying to fit them. Thank god there's plenty of eye candy to take your mind off such existential questions.