The Decameron (2024-)

Italian author Giovanni Boccacio’s short story collection from 1353 gets turned into a Netflix comedy series with a mammoth cast, some of whom are bringing sexy back… or black as it were. As in the bubonic plague, the Black Death, which has caused a bunch of Italian nobles and their servants to hole up in secluded villa in the Fiesole countryside. The original book just had the characters sitting around telling stories to pass the time while they wait out the pandemic, but this new version imagines what shenanigans the couped-up group got up to when they weren’t entertaining themselves with said stories. Among them is Sirisco (Tony Hale), the steward of their villa getaway, and his no-nonsense cook Stratilia (Leila Farzad); Pampinea (Zosia Mamet), the spoiled fiancée to Visconte Leonardo, the villa’s owner who she doesn’t realize has been dead for weeks, arriving to play lady of the house with her handmaiden Misia (Saiorse-Monica Jackson); Filomena (Jessica Plummer), the “single and ready to mingle” noblewoman with her abused and vengeful handmaiden Licisca (Tanya Reynolds); married couple Neifile (Lou Gala) and Panfilo (Karan Gil), who are hiding an insane sex-drive and their homosexuality, respectively. Lou undresses to seduce Amar Chadha-Patel but her long extensions cover her bare breasts, while Tanya also has a duo of sex scenes with Amar that conceal her best bits. Jessica holds her breasts in her hands while lezzing out with Saoirse, but her bare butt gets a chance to shine when her dress falls to the floor and we get a nice flash of fanny. Decameron is a Greek word meaning “ten days”, but these 14th-century babes will have you sporting ten inches!