Our Staff Picks column takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version of Staff Picks has a decidedly skintillating angle, as we suss out which films from a particular subgenre are the best to find great nudity. This week let's cover one a skinteresting genre: sexy space movies!
Those new photos of our galaxy that were released last week had me thinking about outer space a lot. Space is so cool and since we know so little about it, movies that are set in space tend to be very creative. That is because they have to be! We don't really know what's out there or how humans fare on other planets or on space colonies or whatever it is that a filmmaker thinks of.
Barbarella
This 1968 Roger Vadim film turned blonde bombshell, Jane Fonda, into a total sex kitten. Before she became a revolutionary, she was donning a silver space outfit and saving the universe from an evil mastermind who was against peace and love. This is a sexy, sci-fi comedy filled with adventure, camp, and breasts.
It has one of the most iconic opening credits in movie-making history because Jane Fonda is naked and floating around in space as the credits roll. Zero gravity looks really good on her!
High Life
French director Claire Denis shocked the world with this bizarre 2018 film set in space. A father is raising his daughter in space and trying to hide her from an experiment on human reproduction. Obviously, something that has to do with human reproductive experiments is going to feature some sex. If you guessed that that would be the case, then you are correct! Mia Goth plays Boyse and a boy cums on her chest in one hot scene.
The film had a really hot and strange scene featuring Juliette Binoche riding a sex machine. We see all 3 B's in this scene, but Juliette is wearing a merkin. Things get hairy in space!
Saturn 3
Stanley Donen directed this strange 1980 sci-fi that starred Farrah Fawcett and Kirk Douglas as a couple living happily in Space on one of Saturn's moon. A creepy dude and his evil robot show up and disrupt their idyllic life. It turns out the creepy guy is an Earth criminal on the run who hides out on Saturn's moon and winds up really upending the couple's space sexiness.
This rather campy film is mostly notable for Farrah's fun bags. The suck sacks look sexy on Saturn!
Riddick
Let's jump back to the modern era with Riddick, the Vin Diesel film where he plays an escaped convict who is being hunted throughout the galaxy. He learns that a group of aliens also want him found dead, so now he has to rely on the charity of other people who are hunting him - but want him alive - to help him out. It's a galactic thrill ride!
Charlie Marie Dupont is spooned by a lesbian alien in her super sexy full frontal nude scene. Sci-fi sexpot Katee Sackhoff will make you wack off when you see her boobs from the side. The racks in Riddick are ridic!
Passengers
This 2016 film is about two humans who wake up from 90 years of deep sleep on a spaceship. They are on the ship for a long time and are aware that they will likely die there together, so they deal with that and they fall in love. It's like Stockholm Syndrome on a spaceship. Passengers is mostly beloved for featuring Jennifer Lawrence in the buff. We see her ass from a distance, but her nudity is so rare that we really have to celebrate when we get it. We'd gladly go for a ride with Jennifer!
