Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of July 14, 2009.

Bye Bye Monkey (1977)
NUDE: Abigail Clayton (breasts, bush, butt)d
Anyone who sees life as a progression of disconnected absurdities will appreciate the serious worldview lurking beneath the black comedy of Bye Bye Monkey (1977), director Marco Ferreri’s smirking melodrama of foreigners behaving surreally in New York City. The titular chimp is ostensibly a furry primate scavenged by French immigrant Gerard Deperdieu from the embrace of a big, dead ape lying in rot on the lower end of Manhattan. Subsequent to the chimp’s demise, fatally gnawed by a mob of rats, Gerard expires in the flames of a torched wax museum, and the audience is left to conclude that perhaps they themselves have been made into the biggest monkey of all.

The Edge of Love (2009)Blu-Ray
NUDE: Keira Knightley (left breast), Sienna Miller (left breast, butt)
A biopic of the twentieth-century Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, The Edge of Love (2009) follows a love triangle between Thomas (Matthew Rhys), his former high-school sweetheart, Vera Phillips (Keira Knightley), and his wife, Caitlin MacNamara (Sienna Miller). Vera marries another man and returns to Wales but cannot deny her feelings for Thomas, despite her close friendship with his wife. Both Keira and Sienna get topless and show off their A-cups. Pure poetry.

M*A*S*H (1970)Blu-Ray
NUDE: Sally Kellerman (breasts, butt)
War is hell. Many good and strong men and women flip out and become monsters or empty shells after too long embedded in a theater of hostilities. M*A*S*H (1970) made the interesting observation that the hellishness of protracted battle can be counteracted by liberally applied black humor, sexual puerility, and a constant wash of alcohol. Furthermore, a serviceman’s chances of surviving any nationally sponsored armed conflict, in this case the Korean imbroglio, rise exponentially if he does well in college, graduates to medical school, and arrives in the war-torn country as a full-fledged certified doctor. He will spend his days and nights patching up kids to be sent back to battle or shipped home. During down time, he bangs his choice of nurses. Serving his country in time of dire need could be a damn sight worse.

One Way (2006)
STUDIO: Vivendi
NUDE: Lauren Lee Smith (breasts)
Til Schweiger is a cocky ad man who's headed for the top until he makes a decision that topples everything in One Way (2006). He's well on his way to saying "Til death do us part" to Stefanie von Pfetten, a pfine pfemme who also happens to be the daughter of his boss . . . not that being smitten with Miss von Pfetten keeps him from heavy von pettin' with other ladies or nuthin’. His best platonic gal pal is Lauren Lee Smith, a troubled soul who finds herself alone in the office one night when the boss's brute son comes by and acts like a swine. The creep then begs Til to give him an alibi, holding the poor guy's premarital peccadilloes over his head. Desperate to keep his career and his sweetie's sweet rear, Til gives in and makes up a lie. But when Lauren decides to get justice.

Passion's Obsession (2000)
STUDIO: Shadow Entertainment
NUDE: Joanne Choo (breasts, bush, butt), C.C. Costigan (breasts, bush, butt), Shyra Deland (breasts, bush, butt), Tawny Garrison (breasts, bush), Susan Hale (breasts, bush, butt), Samantha Phillips (breasts, bush), Regina Russell (breasts, bush)
A sexy P.I. uses her guile and curves to solve the case of a kidnapped male model in the steamy softcore mystery Passion’s Obsession (2000). Porn regulars Regina Russell and C.C. Costigan star as private detectives in need of a new assignment. When a hunky male model goes missing, Hollywood talent agent Angela Moore (Samantha Phillips) hires the girls to track him down. Naturally the plot is largely a pretext for gloriously extended scenes of carnal pleasure seeking. Cybil Richards’s flick boasts an ending you won’t see on Scooby Doo, as Russell, Costigan, and Phillips join a cast of dozens for some hot and heavy action.

The Regina Pierce Affair (2000)
STUDIO: Shadow Entertainment
NUDE: C.C. Costigan (FFN, butt)
Softcore babe C.C. Costigan is tit-ular art thief Regina Pierce in the skin-filled erotic caper flick The Regina Pierce Affair (2000). Holly Sampson and Brian Heidik are a pair of cops investigating the case, and busty beauty Amber Newman is the woman nailing Costigan’s assistant. There’s tons of nudity and sex, lesbian and otherwise, in this flick, and that will put you in the mood for a vagina pierce affair.

Roselyne and the Lions (1989)
STUDIO: Cinema Libre
NUDE: Isabelle Pasco (breasts)
Two novice lion trainers, Thierry and Roselyne, meet and fall in love while working for a Parisian zoo in Roselyne and the Lions (1989). When one of them is fired, they leave together, traveling all over France looking for more work with the jungle cats. At last they find employment at a traveling carnival and get to work for the first time with tigers. As Thierry slowly loses his nerve, Roselyne is there to help him with the fall out. Isabelle Pasco emerges from the bathroom wielding two of the most turgid torpedoes you are ever likely to see.

Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009)
STUDIO: Paramount
NUDE: Farrah Fisher (breasts), Meredith Giangrande (breasts), Sarah Oliver (breasts)
The teen sex comedy prequel Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009) stars Jonathan Bennett as the tit-ular career college student and party animal and former MTV reality star Kristin Cavallari as the hot-to-trot co-ed Kaitlin Hays. The most we see of Kristin is when she peels down to her camouflage bra and panties, but we do get to see the bouncing boobs of Meredith Giangrande as she gets nailed from behind, and that will give you a giangrande in your pants.