Untamed furburger is the least of these chicks’ problems! They’re about to come face-to-face (or face-to-ass) with deadly scorpions in Mr. Skin’s Sexiest Scorpion Scenes playlist. First, there’s the lucky little in anthropod who falls on Mia Sera’s meaty moneymaker in a clip from Black Day, Blue Night (1995). Then a scorpion watches Rhonda Dent’s boobs bounce as she gets banged from behind in the shower in Insecticidal (2005), Daniella Vesterlund is attacked by a robo-scorpion who rips open her shirt to expose her orbs in Stinger (2005), Tiffany Helm and friends go skinny-dipping while a scorpion floats in the pool in O.C. and Stuggs (1985), and sexy streetwalker Tamara Mello ever-so-quickly lifts up her skirt to show her thick thatch to a client in Scorpion Spring (1996). After that, Kelly Hu takes off her robe to expose her bikini in a non-nude clip from The Scorpion King (2002). Next, Joan Severance kicks it up a notch by baring her perfect big-nipped knockers and heart-shaped ass riding a guy’s rod in Black Scorpion (1995). Then Jeannie Millar jiggles her firm B-cups stripping for a couple of clowns in Black Scorpion II (1997) and Anita Strindberg bares soft-focus snookers and seat meat in La coda dello scorpione (1971). Finally, it may look like Ziyi Zhang exposes her impossibly perfect posterior stepping into the tub in Legend of the Black Scorpion (2006), but(t) don’t be fooled: that tush belongs to a body double.