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Post Mortem: No One Dies in Skarnes

Post Mortem: No One Dies in Skarnes (2021)

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Review

Despite her name, Live Hallangen (Kathrine Thorborg Johansen) has been declared dead on arrival to the morgue.  When the coroner goes to do a Post Mortem on her, getting out the scalpel and splitting open her chest, she doesn't just move, she pops up alive and well with a knife sticking out of her chest!  Live is not dead, but not quite Live anymore either because when she snaps out of her death bed, she's not just hungry, she's hungry for human flesh and blood.  Cut to her brother, Odd, who is struggling to keep the family funeral home afloat as no one in the Norwegian town of Skarnes seems to be dying anymore.  When Live and Odd put their heads together to solve the family business crisis though, they come to the realization that Live's dilemma might actually solve the problem of no one dying in Skarnes, because she's hungry enough to keep killing people and keep her brother in business by burying the bodies!  When Odd's wife, Rose (Sara Khorami) thinks her hubby is acting funny because he's having an affair or staying out too late for nefarious reasons, she shouldn't worry, he's just helping his sort of zombie sister kill and eat victims in their burg, then he buries the body for her!  It's a modern solution to the age old problem of small business supply and demand.  Along the way we get to see star Kathrine Thorborg Johansen make her nude-comer debut, albeit "dead" and on the slab.  We also get to see Sara Khorami's nips on display through a VERY sheer tank top.