Monsters in the Woods (2012)

Get ready for terror and tatas amongst the trees in Monsters in the Woods (2012). Jayson (Glenn Plummer) has made an indie movie, but he can’t sell it to Hollywood because it doesn’t contain enough sex and violence. So he teams up with a demented producer, Bravo (Blaine Cade), and a cast of sexy starlets to film some SKINtillating add-on scenes, but all that goes to hell (literally) when Jayson is accidentally killed in a freak boom-crane accident. Bravo convinces the crew to solider on, but little do they know he has made a pact with the devil and hellhounds are coming to claim them all. Beachy blonde Jacqui Holland bares her bountiful bolt-ons as she gets banged in a tent before taking a titillating thong-clad run for her life. Her funbags get a thorough bouncing as monsters chase her until she meets her untimely doom at the end of a tree branch. That’s not the kind of impaling we had in mind!