Is there anything more annoying than a truly gorgeous gal who happily heaves her hooters about in a few movies before practically vanishing from skinema with nary a warning? Argh! Take Michelle Goldsmith for example. (But don’t take her far! Our next visitors will want to meet her!) Here’s a top-heavy blonde heartbreaker who made her debut in a 1990 cheapie titled Detective Malone. And then four years later there was another sighting of Goldsmith goodness when she showed up (and showed off) in Paul Madden’s Tropical Tease (1994). Now it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to combine a gal like Michelle with a title like Tropical Tease and come up with the result: bare, bouncing booberage, my boys! Michelle leapt into the funbag fray and stole our hearts in the process. And that was it. Poof. No more movies from Michelle. Damn. She didn’t even send us a Dear John letter!