Kids have all the luck. They get to rest in their mommy’s womb for nine months and then their first glimpse of the outside world is through mommy’s bush. Not only that, but for their first couple of years they get to suck on her tits! Add to that Marion et son tuteur (2000), a made-for-TV drama in which Frenchie Mélanie Leray shares a tub (and tits) with her boy. Mélanie was briefly seen nude again in the sci-fi short The Venus Project (2004), but it wasn’t as kinky.