Mary Louise Weller Nude

The time of waspish buxom blonde Mary Louise Weller upon the stage of skin was all too brief. But Mary Louise's impact will be long lasting, pounded home anew every time a young skin scout earns his boob-hunter merit badge during his first viewing of the puerile and prurient frat-boy fun classic Animal House (1978). Remember that massive, milky-white set of orbicular mammaries that filled the sorority-house window as Mandy Pepperidge stroked herself to orgasmic bliss and John Belushi bugged his eyes outside? That magic rack descended from the chest of Mary Louise Weller. However, contrary to popped briefs, Animal House isn't Mary Louise's only nude appearance. She forced her boob and bush into the 1982 Chuck Norris film Forced Vengeance. While the scene in reference is not quite the climax, we climaxed when we saw Mary Louise lying on the ground with her pants off and shirt open. The best part--besides her blonde crotch, that is? Her character's name is Claire Bonner. We're not kidding. We wish we were kidding when we say that Mary Louise ostensibly retired from screen acting in 1983. Her last credit is an episode of Quincy M.E., and her last Mr. Skin-worthy credit is the 1982 film Blood Tide. There's no nudity, but she parades around in colorful bikinis that display bountiful cleavage. Better to have blazed for a couple scenes in the '80s than to have kept your shirt on your entire career. For that reason, Ms. Weller will forever be considered hot as hell.