Who goes from lezzing out naked in a film about voyeurism to becoming an on-air reporter and, eventually, film reviewer? Two words (that are names): Madeleine Swain. The British-born bird scissored it out with 2002 Australian Film Institute Award winner Maria Theodorakis in Bare (2000) and did just that. A girl-on-girl scene with the two results in quick shots of boobs and butts before pillow talk ensues. Prior to going bumper-to-bumper with Theodorakis, Madeleine was cast in a few Aussie television series, including as a prison officer in Stingers. Before that she studied film in London, and, according to her website, was where she developed an “ongoing preference for dark, and preferably empty, rooms.” Hopefully that portends more Mad mams for everyone!