They say you should let sleeping dogs lie, but what about a sleeping naked beautiful woman who won’t wake up even if you splay her legs apart to get a better look at her split beaver? If she’s lying, should you get to laying . . . some pipe? That’s the dilemma posed by the furry fuzzbox of spread-eagled sleeper Linda Elsner in House of the Sleeping Beauties (2006), where she plays a nameless and naked knocked-out nubile with whom men can pay to spend the night in a bed. While her dirty-old-man client ponders his options, you can ponder her pussy and pontoons!