La Carnada (1999) is a drama from Peru. If anyone can make a pair of granny briefs look sexy it’s Monica Sanchez. It helps that she’s only wearing them, on her back, as her lover (sporting his own pair of tighty-whities) climbs on top of her luscious toplessness. When he puts seashells besides her nipples, we know we’re in for a salty ride. It also provides a connection to the scene in which Monica is running completely nude by the seashore. Don’t bother trying to say that three times fast, just take a gander at her glands and furry bits and stroke it three times fast, or slow. It’s up to you.