Imagine the mixed disappointment of all the daddies whose kids were in the last preschool class taught by former children's pedagogue Karen McDougal. Busty and beautiful in the way of a corn-fed, small-town pageant winner, Karen's days in the classroom were doomed when she was selected to reveal her multi-faceted charms in the centerfold slot of the December 1997 issue of Playboy. While the fathers of the sons who had been lucky enough to gaze upon Karen's super shelf all through nap time gazed in turn, with equal parts longing and loss, at the copious curves of their kids' former teacher as shown in the Bunny book, Karen was being elevated to Playmate of the Year for 1998. Once she'd appeared as "Roger Corwin's girl at party" in Charlie's Angels (2000), all hopes for her return to the playground were dashed. And the rest of us should rejoice.