Joni Durian Nude

So. What do we know about Joni Durian? We know that out of 20 feature films she’s appeared in, 13 of them are horrors or thrillers (seems like an appropriate number, no?). Mr. Skin also knows that none of the 20 flicks have been blockbusters, co-starred famous people, or been nominated for any Oscars. But that’s totally okay, because at least five of them feature Joni’s ample breasts, and three of them include her treasured triangle. She made her debut as the character Lucky in Babysitter Massacre (2013), but we’re the lucky ones, because when she changes into a sexy bra and panties, we get to see her tan lined ta-tas and completely shaved snatch. She held back the bush as Eva in Scarewaves (2014), but those bulbous breasts were front and center. She’s a change-master again in Invalid (2015), her character Agnes stripping down to naked for a shower, and lets her bare boobs go for a swim as Sarah in Amityville: No Escape (2016). In Devil’s Trail(2017), the long-haired hottie has a few more curves, none of which are covered by a stitch of clothing, and some of which are annotated with black marker (it’s a ritualistic, forest thing). Here’s what else Mr. Skin knows about Joni: she hangs out in Ohio. Almost all of those 20 indie movies were filmed in the Buckeye State, even the non-horror ones like A Bulldog for Christmas (2013), Awkward Thanksgiving (2014), and Making Out (2016). Ohio: the new Hollywood. Now you know.