Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)

Ever wish that a predatory fish would obliterate the Jersey Shore? Well you’re in luck thanks to Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012). Underwater drilling has drawn a pod of ravenous albino sharks to the titular Jersey Shore, and the bevy of bathers immediately start to bite the dust. But when the greedy mayor refuses to shutdown the Fourth of July celebration, the local lunkheads must band together to save their beloved beach. Jersey Shore Shark Attack breaks the first rule of reality TV parody shark attack films by refusing to show any horror hoots. But Alex Mauriello and Melissa Molinaro show off their tanned faux-funbags in bikinis and Laura Harrison bares a compelling caboose only interrupted by the world’s luckiest wedgie. That’s sure to juice your head!