I Care a Lot (2021)

Anyone hoping that I Care a Lot (2021) was going to be a biopic on Faith No More frontman Mike Patton is going to be sorely disappointed. However, if that reference is totally lost on you, I Care a Lot might be the exact movie you've been looking for! Gone Girl star Rosamund Pike stars as Maria, a con woman whose scam involves getting judges to give her conservatorship over wealthy elderly individuals, so that she can then bilk them of their money and dump them in a nursing home. She is soon turned on to a seemingly perfect target for this scam by a friend (Alicia Witt), but what neither of them know is that the woman (Dianne Wiest) in this particular case is the mother of a notorious Russian mobster (Peter Dinklage). Once he gets wind of what might be going on with her mother, he and his men spring into action, posing the first serious threat to Maria's con and putting her in much more dangerous territory than she could have imagined! One key piece of information we haven't divulged yet is that Maria is a lesbian with a live-in girlfriend played by the gorgeous Eiza González! Eiza and Rosamund have a pair of steamy sapphic hookups in the film, though neither of them show any skin. We do, however, get a nice look at Rosamund's breasts while she wears a blood-soaked nude-colored bra that nicely shows off her pert pokies! We get that she cares a lot, but honestly, sharing is caring!