A tantalizing tango artist ignites uncontrollable passions in the Argentinian musical Funes, Un Gran Amor (1993). Graciela Borges stars as Azucena Funes (better known as Tena), a member of a traveling tango orchestra in 1930s Argentina. When Tena and company roll in to a small provincial town, local brothel owner Bergama (Gian Maria Volonte) is immediately obsessed with the beautiful and enigmatic Tena. You'll want to do the horizontal tango with Graciela, too, especially after you get an eyeful of her practically perfect peaches. Then again, happy hooker Andrea Del Boca's T&A is also worth a peek. You'll be dancing with yourself!