Enneagram

An Enneagram is a nine-sided star polygon that can be applied to a theory of human personality popularized by Russian spiritual leader G.I. Gurdjieff in the early 20th century. The theory postulates that each of the nine points represents a different type of person, all of which are interconnected and influenced by differing levels of "stress" and "security." Why are we telling you all this? Well, because that's about all we know about the Dutch TV series of the same name, which appeared oh-so-briefly in 2005 before disappearing back into online obscurity. Spankfully, however, the elusive Enneagram left behind the excellent eclairs of Lore Dijkman, which are more than sufficient to jerk your Dijk, man.