It had to happen, the pocket protector brigade finally got their own ‘sport’. Robot vs robot! Mechano set vs Mechano set! Souped up vacuum cleaner with a chainsaw welded to the front vs weed wacker with a hydraulic machete attachment! Carmen Electra’s cleavage! Yes, that’s Battle Bots, a UK import that’s been converted for US consumption (and of course dumbed down and shortened as a result), so that US geeks can get all patriotic. The UK show runs an hour and has multiple bot brawls, while the US show is packed full of silly comedy bits, ridiculous ‘reporters’ (the Sklar bothers? Good grief) and more concealed breasts than a nunnery. Why bring Donna D’Errico, Carmen Electra, Traci Bingham and Heidi Mark into an already packed show if you’re not going to utilize them. Like the way Demon Knight did with Bingham, showing her supple cans. Or the way Candyman 3: Day of the Dead almost turned Donna D’Errico’s breasts 3D. Or the way The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven used extreme nude close-ups to give Carmen Electra’s bootay an almost personal feel. Robots beating on robots? Bah! There’s flesh to be had here!