A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 2004
Welcome to Mr Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year.
Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked!
So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!
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Best Network TV Scene: Kristin Dattilo in Two and a Half Men
Best Nip-Slip: Tea Leoni in Spanglish
Best Daughter of a Famous Mom Nude Scene: Jordan Ladd in Club Dread
Best Breasts: Eva Green in The Dreamers
Best Buns: Beau Garrett in Entourage
Best Shower Scene: Neve Campbell in When Will I Be Loved
Best Skinny Dip: Erica Durance in House of the Dead
Best Celebrity Sex Tape: Paris Hilton in 1 Night in Paris
Best Thong: Natalie Portman in Closer
Best Over 40 Nude Scene: Mimi Rogers in Door in the Floor
Best Jumbo-Jacks: Sara Rue in Gypsy 83
Best P(ee) G Movie Scene: Alanis Morrisette in We're With The Band
Best Debut Nude Scene: Blanchard Ryan in Open Water
Best Underwater Furburgerage: Juliette Lewis in Renegade
Best Lesbo Scene: Mia Kirshner , Karina Lombard in The L Word
Best Forced to Strip Scene: Maggie Gylenhaal in Strip Search
Best Mainstream Hummer: Chloë Sevigny in Brown Bunny
Best DVD Extra Feature: Denise Richards in Wild Things
Breast Picture (Best Movie For Nudity): Eurotrip
Lifetime Skin-chievment Award: Bo Derek
Academy Award Nominees Nude