Do you recognize Alexandra Bastedo? If you’re a Smiths fan you do. She graces the cover of the British mope-rock combo’s Rank album. Bet the blonde beauty tempted the famously celibate Morrissey of the Smiths. Perhaps he was a fan of The Kashmiri Run (1970), Alexandra’s nude debut, or maybe he preferred her as The Blood Spattered Bride (1972), where her naked tits do indeed get the crimson treatment. You’ll need treatment after abusing yourself to Alexandra’s bounty, which was lust obscene in Estigma (1982) a mere six years before she gained indie-rock cred with the Smiths.