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Cousins

Cousins (1989)

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Review

What is not to like about Cousins?  We take a peak Cheers level of fame Ted Danson and put him as a charming, slightly bohemian ballroom dance instructor and then have two of the most gorgeous women of all time, Sean Young and Isabella Rossellini, fawn all over him.  You had me at Isabella Rossellini and Sean Young, Joel Schumacher!  SO we open at a wedding of an older couple and guests trickling in couple by couple, two of those couples are Larry (Ted Danson) and Tish (Sean Young), who are married with a kid from Larry's first relationship who is now a teenager, all living in the same apartment.  Second couple is the womanizing Tom (William Petersen) and his gorgeous wife Maria (Isabella Rossellini), who he cheats on constantly, which easily sets him up as the jerk of the bunch because how could you ever have an affair if your wife is the icon Isabella???  While the wedding gets into full swing, Tom begins to flirt with Tish, eventually having a one night stand behind his wife AGAIN, while Tish cheats on her husband for the first time...  Well when Maria finds them flirting with each other, who does she confide in for her misery and heartache?  You guessed it...  Larry!  So it's basically infidelity "Inception" as the cheaters fight to win back their partner who they pushed away and into the other's partners arms!  A movie with Sean Young and Isabella Rossellini should be an automatic win, but alas, there is VERY limited nudity in this one, with only an extreme long shot of Isabella going skinny dipping in a lake with Ted, but we get some pokies on Bernadette Leonard and Sean Young in a sheer black bra that you can clearly see her incredible nipples through.  A+ cast of the sexiest women around but going with some PG levels of sexiness.  It's ok, ladies, we can use our imaginations or just check out your other movies for the more R rated fare!