Beyonce Knowles, Sharon Stone Poke on through to the Other Side
Now that the fanfare from the Oscars is dying down, it’s time to take a closer look at some of the celebrity slippage that made the evening so special.
At point during her elaborate salute to musicals with Hugh Jackman, Beyonce Knowles inadvertently revealed one stiff nip doing a deep dip in her partner’s arms.
Sadly, America didn’t get to see it because the TV cameras were aimed to low to catch the action upstairs.
But a photographer was able to get the perfect shot revealing the Knowles knob positioned just above her bustline.
In the spirit of Beyonce and Hugh’s loving tribute, you could say that from the looks of her north-pointing knocker-nub, Knowles looks like The Happiest Girl in the World.
Or a Pirate Queen whose FantastickPanama Hatties got One Touch of Venus with Hairspray and Grease 2. Here Comes the Groom!
Now it’s Ragtime.
But Beyonce wasn’t the only one whose pokies were peaking on that star-studded Sunday.
Sharon Stone, nominated for Best Actress back in 1996 for her performance in Casino, proved that this slot machine can still turn a guy into a one-armed bandit by showing up in a transparent top.
It’s not her trademark crotch-flash, but turning on her high beams like this was enough to get Sharon noticed in a year when she not only missed out on an Oscar nod, but didn’t make it into Mr Skin’s Anatomy Awards either.
Sharon and Mickey Rourke can talk to Meryl Streep about how to get one of those little gold men, but if she wants to be in next year’s Anatomy Awards, it’s time to make If These Walls Could Talk 3 with Megan Fox and Elisha Cuthbert.
