Susi Wilkens is a bit of a mystery to us. In our quest to catalogue all the carnal scenes of actress across this great planet of ours there is always going to be the obscure one who is just a flicker of light on the screen and then she’s gone. Susi is such an etherial creature. We caught her loveliness but once, in the German drama Narren (2003), where she wakes up one morning fully nude and takes a walk to the kitchen to get a bottle of water. Refreshing, but not as refreshing as seeing her hairy bush and heavy hitters. It’s only a brief encounter, but sometimes those are the ones that make us hardiest.