Susan Allenback was looking up information on her high-school classmates when she entered her own name in a Google search--and found out that she’s featured on Mr. Skin. Susan should’ve known things would get weird when the Maryland native signed on as an assistant to director John Waters. Before that, she’d matured as a character actress with small roles on Night Court and in films such as Random Hearts (1999). Waters was certainly inspired, though, when he needed a lady to play the swinger-next-door in his sex comedy A Dirty Shame (2004). He asked his fifty-two-year-old employee to show off her big beautiful bod in a blast of full-frontal glory. Susan is still working as Waters’s assistant, but she also recently showed up in a small role in Syriana (2005). With a gal like Susan, of course, there are no small roles--there’s just a stunning presence in too many clothes.