Our Staff Picks column takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version of Staff Picks has a decidedly skintillating angle, as we suss out which films from a particular subgenre are the best to find great nudity. This week let's cover one a skinteresting genre: Reality TV!
Reality TV boasts capturing real human moments and real human interactions, but a lot of the nudity on reality tends to still be censored. These Staff Picks, however, have uncensored nudity.
The Real Housewives of Orange County
This franchise is popular for a reason. And that reason? Extremely rich and dramatic women looking hot and fighting over petty things that make no sense outside of the context of the show. That's why everyone is living for this dramatic reality series! Throwing goblets of wine into botoxed faces in a palacial mansion? Sure, I'll watch!
For fans of Skin, though, the real reason to watch is ass. These Bravo-based babes show their asses when they get in and out of pools and hot tubs. Apparently Kelly Dodd likes to hang out in the hot tub naked and I will never disagree with that desire.
And Tamra Judge shows her soaking wet ass as well as one of her breasts when she goes nude in the hot tub!
Chelsea Does
This 2016 reality series aired on Netflix, so we did not have to worry about Chelsea Handler censoring her nudity - and she did no such thing! This series was more of a docuseries as Chelsea tried to tackle a topic that interests her in every single episode and stretch herself outside of her comfort zone to try something new. The funny lady was surprisingly smart and interesting in this series.
She does it all from Ayuasca to freeing her nipples in an episode where she walks down the street topless. Chelsea Does Nudity!
Vanderpump Rules
Let's head back to Bravo for more reality drama in the form of Vanderpump Rules where rich, sexy women are once again stirring up drama. This series takes place at SUR restaurant which stands for Sexy Unique Restaurant. Seriously! Lisa Vanderpump owns the restaurant and hosts a batch of beautiful women who work at the restaurant.
There are so many bootylicious stars on this show, but everyone has a crush on Lala Kent. Lala Kent has a juicy booty that we get to see in one scene where she lifts the back of her bodycon dress to flash her buns.
She is not the only nude one! Kristen Doute takes a shower that really showcases her ass. She turns her back to the camera, but the shower glass is crystal clear so we get to zero in on her squeaky clean can. That tattoo is cute, too!
The Girls Next Door
This reality TV show is basically the reality TV show of our dreams. We get to see what the girls in the Playboy Mansion are up to. This E! reality series was filled with nudity. Were we to expect anything else from a show that literally stars Playboy models and pornstars?
The show gives us an inside look at life at the mansion and what it is like to be a nude model for a living. Apparently, it is hard work. It is also a lot of fun because these beauties seem to always be smiling and laughing off camera and we love to watch them have fun.
Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, and Sara Jean Underwood are just some of the superstar cast who all have platinuma blonde hair and big boobs. You might have trouble telling them apart, but they all go nude a lot so you can spend A LOT of time studying the intricacies of their nude bodies.
There are some brunettes, too. Hope Dworaczyk is a rare dark-haired beauty who earns Hugh Hefner's favor. It is not hard to see why. As we can see on the show, Hope is a nudity natural. She is a total smokeshow in front of the camera and she is very charming off-camera (but, you know, still on camera because she is being filmed for the show).
In one episode, even the queen Pamela Anderson shows up to prove that this massive mammed maven has still got it.
Now that I am talking about it, I am pretty convinced that The Girls Next Door is a perfect TV show!
