If you're a fan of fairy tails then you must see Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1981). It's a nostalgic trip down mammary lane with the Yugoslavian born Sasha Montenegro. If you're up on your Mexican history, then you'll recall that Sasha is famous for marrying former Mexican president Jose Lopez Portillo, but if you just want to get up then watch why men in power want to possess this sexport. Sasha plays the title character, and unlike the bastardized story you may remember, this Snow White has black hair and black pubes, plus some meaty breasts that are anything but Grimm. Once upon a time . . . you'll be hard.