Slappy Birthday, David Hasselhoff—July 17, 1952

As the great man himself routinely proclaims: "Don't hassle the Hoff!"

Instead, let's all turn in the direction of the Hassle Castle and extend 56th birthday greetings to David Hasslehoff, the creator and star of the show that, more than any other, put the "boob" in the boob tube: Baywatch.

The roster of randy lifeguards who patrolled Baywatch's shoresalmost all of whom have also performed nude sceneshits one like a tidal wave of top-flight TA.

Consider the killer beachfronts of the following: Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Nicole Eggert, Donna D'Errico, Erika Eleniak, Gena Lee Nolan, Yasmine Bleeth, Traci Bingham, Kelly Monaco, Alexandra Paul, Brande Roderick, Shawn Weatherly, Charisma Carpenter, Vanessa Angel, Angelica Bridges . . . the list (like the lust) goes on.