What’s new and nude on home video?
Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here’s the randy round-up for the week of July 29, 2008.
JULY 29, 2008
CANNIBAL TERROR (1981)
STUDIO: Severin-Films.com
NUDES: Pamela Stanford (FFN, butt), Silvia Solar
THE SKINNY: Two criminal types kidnap a girl and take her to a friend’s house in the jungle, which starts all the trouble in the gore-fest Cannibal Terror. In revenge, the victim ties her attackers to a tree in the jungle and leaves them for the cannibals to devour while she goes to alert the kidnapped girl’s parents of their daughter’s location. Along with lots of blood, we also get to see flesh from Silvia Solar and Pamela Stanford.
DADDY, DARLING (1970)Ursula Buchfellner
STUDIO: RetroSeductionCinema.com
NUDES: Helli Louise (FFN, butt) (Picture-), Kyo Feza (breasts) (Picture-1), Jeanette Swensson (breasts, butt) (Picture-1), Gio Petr (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: “Sooner or later . . . every father must face the day his ‘little girl’ becomes a woman.” So reads the tagline for Daddy Darling, a Danish potboiler and quite the skincestuous brew whipped up by softcore maestro Joseph W. Sarno. Curvaceous young Katja (Helli Louise) feels very close to her old manand, ideally, she’d like to feel as close as possible, if you catch our drift. Mucking up her Oedipus-in-reverse plan is the arrival of a new stepmother, Svea (Gio Petr). Once Katja catches sight of Pop plowing his new bride, the troubled teen goes on a sexual rampage. And we, the viewers, reap the bodacious visual benefits.
DARK CITY: DIRECTOR’S CUT (1998)BLU-RAY
STUDIO: New Line Home Video
NUDES: Melissa George (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Natalie Bollard (breasts)
THE SKINNY: Boy, does Rufus Sewell have a hangover in Dark City. He’s woken up with memories of a wife he doesn’t really have. Also, he’s clearly a serial killer who’s never harmed anyone in his life. The problem turns out to be aliens who are using a very small world as a sociological experiment, gleefully changing people’s identities on a whim. Fortunately weird scientist Kiefer Sutherland is on hand to clear things upand to help Rufus track down Jennifer Connelly as the gorgeous noir gal who’s his rightful lay. Meanwhile, the aliens show great taste by casting Melissa George as a naked sexbomb.
DEVIL HUNTER (1980)
STUDIO: Severin-Films.com
NUDES: Ursula Buchfellner (FFN) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Schlock cinema provocateur Jesus Franco brings his patented gore, sex, and insanity formula to the cannibal adventure Devil Hunter. Teutonic beauty Ursula Buchfellner plays a blonde movie star who is first dragged to the jungle by white kidnappers and then seized by dark-skinned natives. Ultimately she's threatened by the locals' bug-eyed, flesh-eating demon god, until Vietnam vet Al Cliver (Peter Weston) stomps ass to the rescue. Ursula looks mighty tasty when she's naked, so you kind of understand where the hungry, hungry bad guys are coming from.
DOOMSDAY (2008)
STUDIO: Rogue Pictures
NUDES: Lily Anderson (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The Descent director Neil Marshall’s sci-fi mega-blowout Doomsday (2008) takes place in an apocalyptic future when Great Britain is quarantined as the result of a deadly plague epidemic. Although the infection has lain dormant for the past thirty years, it suddenly resurfaces, and an elite team goes into the quarantined country to find a cure. From there it's all fighting, all raging, all blood-letting mayhem, spiced up by the presence of mutant-hot end-of-the-world babes. Busty Lily Anderson gets topless in a tub and then busts out a gun, turning Doomsday into Boobsday.
FORBIDDEN ZONE: IN COLOR (1980)
STUDIO: Legend Films
NUDES: Susan Tyrrell (breasts) (Picture-1), Gisele Lindley (breasts) (Gisele Lindley-1), Marie-Pascale Elfman (left breast) (Picture-1), numerous uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: Forbidden Zone is a wild, one-of-a-kind trip into the Sixth Dimension where Herv Villechaize rules a society of topless women, including his then-wife, the blonde and big-busted Susan Tyrrell. This berserk, beloved masterpiece is a film version of the popular Los Angeles cabaret act The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo (which later morphed into soundtrack composer Danny Elfman’s new-wave combo Oingo Boingo)and so much more. Elfman’s director brother Richard Elfman, who describes his movie as “unrestrained creativity,” manages to combine the devil as a big-band leader, Max Fleischer-meets-David Lynch animation, jazzy musical numbers, and characters in their underwear into the greatest expressionistic mind-blower ever made. Gisele Lindley, as the princess of this netherworld, never wears a top, and her young, firm breasts stand out like a proto-Paris Hilton in a flick littered with naked tits. Disappearing way too quickly after its theatrical release and unavailable for years, and now finally out in an extras-packed DVD that adds several more scenes of Gisele’s gizmos, may this zone never be forbidden again.
HAROLD KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY (2008)
STUDIO: New Line
NUDES: Ava Santana (breasts)
THE SKINNY: Chronicling the continuing adventures of two bong-hitting college students of Asian descent, the stoner comedy Harold Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay has the boys (John Cho and Kal Penn) getting shipped to Guantanamo Bay detention camp when airline authorities mistake their smokeless bong for an explosive. The pair escapes from custody and goes on the run, hiding out in the deep south and getting into one sex- and drug-fueled incident after another, including a lesbian make-out session and a “bottomless party” featuring full views of female fanny and furburger. This non-stop orgy of doobies and boobies will have your joint smoking!
HAROLD KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE (2004)BLU-RAY
STUDIO: New Line
NUDES: Malin Akerman (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is a politically correct twist on the buddy road comedy that harks back to Bob Hope and Bing Crosby. But just because the leads are Asian and Indian doesn’t mean the jokes aren’t funnier than a black man at a Klan rally. The two stoners just want to chow down on some sliders, but they get sidelined along the way by flashing co-ed cuties, the horny patties of Malin Akerman, and a tripping, sex-addicted Doogie Howser. These knights finally lance their White Castles, but the laughs are so knee-slapping viewers may forget to slap that other bone. Hold the pickle and enjoy the special sauce!
LIPS OF BLOOD (1975)
STUDIO: Redemption Films
NUDES: Annie Belle (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Martine Grimaud (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: In Lips of Blood, a young man is haunted by disturbing and powerful memories of his youth. In his vision, he is beside an ancient castle and speaking with a woman dressed all in white. What do these strange thoughts mean? Vampires! It turns out that his family is full of them, and he now must come to terms with his dark legacy. Martine Grimaud walks down the staircase starkers, giving us a nice long sexy look at the muffin and the stun grenades.
NEVER BACK DOWN (2008)
STUDIO: Summit Entertainment
NUDES: Jocelyn Binder (breasts) (Picture-1), Deon Stein (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Sean Faris is a ripped-up teenager who’s just moved to Orlando with his mom and little brother and is having trouble fitting in in the action drama Never Back Down. Things go from bad to worse when he finds himself mixed up in a backyard fighting club and a bully whose girlfriend has a crush on him decides to teach him a lesson. To defend himself, Jake studies mixed martial arts (MMA) and enters a local tournament to prove his mettle. Blonde babe Amber Heard plays the girl Jake and his rival are fighting over, but she keeps her MAMs under wraps.
