The Best Actress category is better stacked this year for peter pullers, with Michelle Williams getting raw in Blue Valentine, Natalie Portman drinking from the fur chalice with Mila Kunis in Black Swan, and illustrious nude thespians Nicole Kidman and Annette Bening serving MILF pie in Rabbit Hole and The Kids are All Right. The lone birthday suit bummer in the race for the world’s most coveted hard bald man is Jennifer Lawrence, nominated for Winter’s Bone.
Mr. Skin's pulling hard for Michelle Williams, the one actress who showed some skin in the role she is nominated for. She soaps up in the shower before getting down with Ryan Gosling in Blue Valentine.
Natalie Portman's sinfully skinny frame and smoldering intensity were a perfect combination for her role as a demented ballerina in Black Swan. She loses the tutu in Hotel Chavalier (2007). It'll tickle more than your ribcage.
Nicole Kidman has taken the world down her rabbit hole many times, but Mr. Skin is particularly fond of her creamy can in Eyes Wide Shut (1999), where she pulls off the naked ninja move of flashing boobs and butt at the same time.
Annette Bening rides the carpet-muncher express to ladylove town with Julianne Moore in The Kids are All Right. Annette's twins are more than all right when she does the b&b (boobs and bush) mambo in The Grifters (1990).
Jennifer Lawrence has yet to shed her clothes with cameras around, but she offered up a tempting tease when she wore a bikini on The Bill Engvall Show. For now, it's still winter for Mr. Skin's bone as far as Jennifer's concerned.
Mr. Skin congratulates all the beautiful and talented nominees, and extends with his one free hand this gentle reminder: Just because you show skin, doesn't mean you can't win! Just ask Meryl Streep.
