Night of the Living Dead (1990)

George Romero's directorial debut is rightly considered a classic of the genre, but that's no reason to stay away from the 1990 re-make of Night of the Living Dead (1990). First things first, this one was directed by special effects legend Tom Savini, so you know that the zombie effects are going to be awesome. Second, it's in color, so those zombie effects? Doubly awesome. And in this version, star Patricia Tallman gives us the gift of erect pokies in a thin white tank top, and that's more than enough to raise the dead.